To be fair, I didn't even get half way through the new one.
Gag.
but it didn't do anything to keep me from running away from the tv for what I did see either.
These Baymakes really have to stop.Here's a mini review I did for this one.
Short and sweet.
Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) – I confess, I didn’t make it halfway thru this remake of the 1984 Freddy Kruger clasc from muc video director Samuel Bayer (the guy who helmed ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit,’ folks!).
The dream sequences and deaths are absolutely unimaginative; the supposedly special crutch here was the decion to make Jackie Earle Haley’s (Watchmen) uninspired Freddy an all out pedophile.
Horrible as it is to say, this was also not as disturbing as it should have been.
Yes, some of the sequels made Kruger a little too funny and tongue in cheek.
But he was kinky enough, nastily licking the chicks and zipping out dirty one liners. He’s the son of a hundred maniacs, if that doesn’t suggest something nefarious I don’t know what does.
New Nightmare blended the mix of real and refresh far more wonderfully, and I really, really hope this means these damn Michael Bay and Platinum Dunes remake folks are going to finally let these great horror franchises lie.
http://ithinkthereforeireview.blogspot. ... nyone.htmlSo tired of crappy remakes!