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UPDATE:*CONTEST* Ben Tramer spotted in Zombie's Halloween 2!

I didn't even notice this the first time I looked at this clip from the new movie but is that Ben Tramer in the background?

He looks shocked at whats going on!





How about this to hold us over to a bigger contest. Write a funny caption for the photo above. You can enter up to 5 times. Make sure to use the photo in your post along with your caption. We will stop the contest in a few days and choose the winning caption. The winner will get a custom "Roy" hockey mask. (yeah that's right a Roy mask for a Tramer photo, makes sense doesn't it?) UPDATE:

ok I just want to say there are some funny f'ing people on this board! You guys are cracking me up! I think we are going to run this contest until this coming weekend. Then we will choose 5 of our favorites and let you guys vote on who wins. So keep 'em coming and good luck....

Damn you boo

You got me there

After his murder,

The Ghost of Ben Tramerwas seen haunting the halls of Haddonfield Memorial Hospital.

Staff claim that some murders at the hospital are cause by being taken over by Ben's restless spirit.

Dude, you should really powder your mask to keep it from rotting

I gotta lay off the sauce . . .

"oh shit, i didn't see a thing"

i was just just looking for the medical marijuana now i got to deal with this crazy bitch. i am way to drunk for this shit.

hey mike we still going to get a bite to eat after your done?

Chill out mike, its just a box.........

As he drawled back the knife to stab her again, I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!If you don't know what im talking about when i say jizz in my pants just watch this video.....
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

"Excuse me, uhh . . . r . . . I've been severely injured and . . . uhhh . . . I could really use . . . if you could just page . . . uhhhh . . . you know what, I'll just check back later . . . "

How about... Glad I didn't join the sequal remake

Ah shit, my costume isn't even close to accurate

Wow! That mask is 100 times more scary then this spray painted piece of shit I'm wearing!

HAHAHAHAHAH! Some really great ones so far guys! ZWilllly I have to give it up to you on the "Jizzed on my pants" post, it had me rolling! I had just showed that video to one of my friends at work! Nice out of the box one man! Remember guys you can enter up to 5 times....

Here is one of mine...(will somebody give me a prize if I win?)

"Hey Mike would you say my mask is light blue or white?"

"Damn, Emeril is pissed!"

ummmm hey Mike when i said lets go kill some booze i didnt mean............ oh nevermind...........

Wow... that mirror was a good idea, he'll be tting there forever trying to kill himself in it!

Take that BillTexas! Let's see how many nks you have now bitch.

Michael:"I can't hold this much longer!!" Bennett:"Just one more, I gotta get one without the Flash!...OK CHEESE!"

Watching mike stab this girl, is almost disturbing as the chubby guy on youtube dancing to beyonce's ngle ladies in a leotard.

Fuck....I better ditch the costume before I get blamed for this.

Fuck....I better ditch the costume before I get blamed for this.

HA!!!!

DAMN MAN... Couldn't you at least let me bang that nurse first??? Oh well... I've had more than one dead fuck in my life...

"Well then...one of us is going to have to change costumes..."

MEMO:

Due to economic conditions, the Human Resources Department has ordered an immediate reduction in head-count.

This would make a great picture micheal... It's definatly a kodak moment. It sure would make a good one for the family album...

MEMO:

Due to economic conditions, the Human Resources Department has ordered an immediate reduction in head-count.

"Like we have nothing else better to do, then to be stuck in a still frame while you horrorbid nerds make fun of us"...

"Hey Mike, I have a broken Beer bottle left over from the accident if you would rather use that insted of your kinfe???"

"Damn! He's dressed as Martha Stewart too!"

so i guess they didnt have tylenol?

"ohhhhh you so are always the popular one... We'll see who has the headach when I go make a bunch of little Tramers with your ster! Thank you Dr. mixture for Laurie's Sleeping Aid!!!"

Excuse me r, which way is the burn unit again...

I didn't even notice this the first time I looked at this clip from the new movie but is that Ben Tramer in the background?

He looks shocked at whats going on!





How about this to hold us over to a bigger contest. Write a funny caption for the photo above. You can enter up to 5 times. Make sure to use the photo in your post along with your caption. We will stop the contest in a few days and choose the winning caption. The winner will get a custom "Roy" hockey mask. (yeah that's right a Roy mask for a Tramer photo, makes sense doesn't it?) Okay, how about this?:

"Due to recent budgetary cutbacks, staff will be unexpectedly cut without prior warning or notice. We apologize for this inconvenience and hope for your understanding when the economy improves. We thank you for your understanding."

Too dumb?

this is even better than the UFC!

That Nurse said she wrote her number on that blue post-it note.

Now I've gotta wait til this weirdo is through replacing the carpet!

"Wow, Id rather get hit by the car again!"

i bet your step dad was a real jerk to you growing up.

"WOW! I really need to go to The Prop Shop and get a better mask!"

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Glad I went with the don post instead of an independent artist!

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That kinda looks like Laurie Strode.

I wonder if she has a brother??

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I love these Ginsu knife info-mercials.

I can't believe they are only $19.95 plus shipping!!

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

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Wow! This must be where they do the circumcions.

woah, that guys got issues, ME TOO. i think he needs a beer

That'll teach her to call you Jason!

That'll teach her to call you Jason

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PRICELESS AND SOOOOOO TRUE!!!!

Keep 'em coming guys, they are ALL great so far!!!!

oh Christ McCain is on the sauce again i thought i was bad!

Ooh, crap. I think I pulled a muscle...

*stab* Maybe... *stab* next... *stab* time... *stab* you'll... *stab* stock... *stab* Hello... *stab* Kitty... *stab* band-aids!!!! *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab*

*stab* Maybe... *stab* next... *stab* time... *stab* you'll... *stab* stock... *stab* Hello... *stab* Kitty... *stab* band-aids!!!! *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab*

^^

"Dude, Mike, WTF?!

Seriously?!

You know I'll have to bring this up at the next Murderer's Anonymous meeting..."

"Budget Cuts: they mean it"

"Copycats: Mike doesn't like them"

"Ben knows Mike's just mad cuz he has penis envy"

"Birthday cakes: take them out of the box first"

OVERDONEWITHGONE

Hey Mikey after you get done killing this person, could you do me a favor and kill the guy who came up with this contest

OVERDONEWITHGONE

OVERDONEWITHGONE

and another one bites the dust.if1kqh.jpg

OVERDONEWITHGONE

and people say i over react, to mean personal comments!!!

OVERDONEWITHGONE

"OK printer I have had it with you."

"You want screen accurate bitch? I 'll show you screen accurate!"

Michael wasnt happy when the hospital clerk informed him his health insurance didnt cover gun shot wounds, Tramer, like any good semaritin, didnt get involved and just watched as the violence continued.

"wo, dr. mixter was right i gotta stop drinkin man"

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Psycho."

damn thats harsh!!they didnt give mike his lunchbreak. now hes gone apeshit. i better get out of here before he spots me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damnit Mike! You know we're gonna go to jail for this shit and I was gonna bang Laurie Strode tonight!

"Damn! That guy has a knife! I love guys with knifes. SOOOO SEXY!"

Why, God?! Why are there so many fucking post its!"

"This'll teach them to stop running on Windows 95!"

"Come on out of that hole one more time mouse...Mikey is waiting...)

"You still want to "cut" my hours???"

"Um...when's a better time for me to come back?"

Wow dude wtf. Didn't we just talk last week about me getting "weekend" kills..first u break my bong and now this, right in front of my eyes. Not cool dude.. Not cool

"What de effects?"

"I said...hold...the...onions!!"

"Which way to anger management?"

"Back off B**** this box is mine !!!!!!"

"Maybe I shouldnt have told him that Cutler's been traded to the Bears."

"Tsk tsk, all of this could have been avoided if they would have just taken him trick or treating"

"Wow, what are the odds that we decided to wear the exact same costume."

Who knew turrets was phycal?

So I guess this means the lady who worked behind the counter won't be helping me today? (I don't count but couldn't help myself)

DAMN rule 1 of youtube... Dont rick roll michael myers, he gets pissed

To hell with this god damn job, I quit!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I laughed a lot here reading the posts... Very good imaginations, kidz... So, here goes mine



On the photo above, Myers is showing Tramer how to fix a potato puree:

"So Tramer, you need to cut some potatoes this way..."

"It slices! It dices!"

Damn they said the bills in hospitals could kill you

but I didn't know the collection agency would too.

I didn't even notice this the first time I looked at this clip from the new movie but is that Ben Tramer in the background?

He looks shocked at whats going on!





Wow theres some REALLY good entries here. To me though no matter how many H2 remakes are made or how many times good ol' Tramer can appear in a HALLOWEEN film....he'll always be the KENNY of Halloween thus my caption:

"BEN TRAMER.....WE HARDLY KNEW YE"

good luck to all!

Um.. Yeah probably a bad time to mention those "new TPS " cover reports

Wow you just killed the only guy who had the cure to your gf's bitchyness.. good luck going bowling with us tonight

Kick his ass Seabass!

He told that bitch not to make him tell her twice....

"First day on the job and he is already killing people!

"

so im guesng she isnt a rob zombie fan?

In Rob Zombie's latest Halloween... Michael Myers stops to do the "lawn mower" dance after every kill... as seen above.

ok I just want to say there are some funny f'ing people on this board! You guys are cracking me up! I think we are going to run this contest until this coming weekend. Then we will choose 5 of our favorites and let you guys vote on who wins. So keep 'em coming and good luck....

Here is a throw away one from me....



"Hey Mike when your finished can I have a stab at her? Please? No you say...ok no biggie" (under Tramer's breath "douche bag")

"They were going to make you fill out those forms BEFORE the doctor would see you?....You have a gun shot wound to the face for crying out loud!"

"They were going to make you fill out those forms BEFORE the doctor would see you?....You have a gun shot wound to the face for crying out loud!"

LMAO! Nice one Mike! Your banner alone cracks my ass up!

"Guess he didn't like the service"

"He tried to tell you... that report was due Wednesday!! WEDNESDAAAY!!!"

Hey, stop showing off those guns

*Ben* Thank god he didn't know i was the one that told everyone he wasnt wearing a mask in the next movie...

Nurse I told you he said that he wanted Crunch Berries for Breakfast

I didn't even notice this the first time I looked at this clip from the new movie but is that Ben Tramer in the background?

He looks shocked at whats going on!





Nurse I told you he said that he wanted Crunch Berries for Breakfast

Mike those Coveralls look like you rolled around in your own shit for weeks

I didn't even notice this the first time I looked at this clip from the new movie but is that Ben Tramer in the background?

He looks shocked at whats going on!





Nurse I told you he said that he wanted Crunch Berries for Breakfast

Mike those Coveralls look like you rolled around in your own shit for weeks

Ben : Hmmm...... imitation is the biggest form of flattery.

I didn't even notice this the first time I looked at this clip from the new movie but is that Ben Tramer in the background?

He looks shocked at whats going on!





Nurse I told you he said that he wanted Crunch Berries for Breakfast

Mike those Coveralls look like you rolled around in your own shit for weeks

Ben : Hmmm...... imitation is the biggest form of flattery.Ben: Michael? Why does your hair look like Rob Zombies? Just curious?

I didn't even notice this the first time I looked at this clip from the new movie but is that Ben Tramer in the background?

He looks shocked at whats going on!





Nurse I told you he said that he wanted Crunch Berries for Breakfast

Mike those Coveralls look like you rolled around in your own shit for weeks

Ben : Hmmm...... imitation is the biggest form of flattery.Ben: Michael? Why does your hair look like Rob Zombies? Just curious?

Ben: Did you get your Coveralls at walmart?

"Ah yes! After your done stabbing thLord repeatedly in the eyes Mike I want to dismember the corpse!"

"Ah yes! After your done stabbing thLord repeatedly in the eyes Mike I want to dismember the corpse!"

Now that is just good clean funny right there folks!!!!

"Ah yes! After your done stabbing thLord repeatedly in the eyes Mike I want to dismember the corpse!"

Now that is just good clean funny right there folks!!!!

She showed you them nude pics of Booman also huh? I wanted to to do the same when I saw them.

OVERDONEWITHGONE

SHHHH....

Don't move.....

His vion is based on movement.

(Thats for you JP fans!)

this is all my captions im done hope i win i just dont count on it 1.uhhh did he see me 2.shoot i just came to get a check up 3.oh so thats how the mask is supposed to look like 4."why is mike stabbing that box what no tax refund" 5.ben"i aint cleanin this up"

michael".............."

OVERDONEWITHGONE

Tramer: I warned that crazy cow not to say it.

Mike: I gotcher "case of Mondays" right here!!

Dude! I said "it goes to eleven" not "let's go kill Kevin".

IT'S MY PARTY AND THEY WILL DIE IF I WANT THEM TOO.

Yeah, mine are kinda lame, I know, but I am having fun with this.

IT'S MY PARTY AND THEY WILL DIE IF I WANT THEM TOO.

Yeah, mine are kinda lame, I know, but I am having fun with this.

There not lame St. Pete!!!! It's good to see you on! I really like this one above!!!!

"I got your lver Shamrock right here!"

"I got your lver Shamrock right here!"

^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Nice!

IT'S MY PARTY AND THEY WILL DIE IF I WANT THEM TOO.

Yeah, mine are kinda lame, I know, but I am having fun with this.

There not lame St. Pete!!!! It's good to see you on! I really like this one above!!!!Me too...lol :)

I'm going to say this once and once only...cut the shit.

Whoever pipes up with any crap will be banned immediately...the end.

I'm going to say this once and once only...cut the shit.

Whoever pipes up with any crap will be banned immediately...the end.

That's coming from the hammer guys! Lets have fun and keep going with the contest. It ends this Saturday. If you guys want to chat please use the chatroom...

Thanks all...

Ben to Myers: are you sure you want to make your own circumcion? Wait for Jason, he knows how to make it safely!

Myers to Ben: hmmmmmmaaaammmmm (translating: this shit hurts!)

Well... they gave me a knife... but no people? What the fuck? Alright... time to improvise, that's what great actors like Busta Rhymes do.

when does this contest end again?

when does this contest end again?Tomorrow (Saturday 4/25/09) at 8pm. Then we will choose our favorite 5 and let you guys vote on the winner....

1: Ben:

"Michael, we're gonna need to go ahead and movie you downstairs into storage B.

We have some new people coming in, so if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?"

Michael:

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."

(Office Space reference)

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2:

Ben:

"Michael!

For the third time, casual Friday just means you can wear jeans if you wannaaaa!"

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3:Michael:

"... So then Jerry's bootleg gets out and people see Elaine, and she's dancing like this!"

(Seinfeld referece)

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4:

Ben:

" : gh :

Micahel, you're over reacting!

She...

She's just a friend!"

Michael:

"Yeah?

Then whos' blood is that on your collar, 'cause it sure as Hell isn't mine!"

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Ben:

"I'm a Mac."

Michael:

"And I'm a PC."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neEtdmPHRuI

How come my RAM reference caption post was deleted? Was it THAT bad??

How come my RAM reference caption post was deleted? Was it THAT bad??

Sorry Nici...there was so much to clean out it may have been left checked by mistake...go ahead and resubmit it

How come my RAM reference caption post was deleted? Was it THAT bad??

Sorry Nici...there was so much to clean out it may have been left checked by mistake...go ahead and resubmit it

Yeah Nici sometimes the hammer ^^ goes wild with the delete button.

How come my RAM reference caption post was deleted? Was it THAT bad??

Sorry Nici...there was so much to clean out it may have been left checked by mistake...go ahead and resubmit it

Yeah Nici sometimes the hammer ^^ goes wild with the delete button.At least she survived the purge

have to re-post mine were deleted 1.uhhh...did he see me 2.gettin some action i see michael 3.ben:i aint cleanin this michael:................. 4.what happened mike why u stabbin that box,what no tax refund 5.oh so thats how the mask is supposed to look like

have to re-post mine were deleted

oops

have to re-post mine were deleted

oops

Lee if you got paid a salary I would dock you a days pay. nce you don't I just gave Harry Warden your phone number....

Good day....

Sorry to everyone that lost a post, the thread got way crazy and Lee was just doing his job. Sometimes he likes to go overboard but hey he is a lawyer and could sue me so he does what he wants...

nce you don't I just gave Harry Warden your phone number....

I hate you oh so very much Justin...

Sorry to everyone that lost a post, the thread got way crazy and Lee was just doing his job. Sometimes he likes to go overboard but hey he is a lawyer and could sue me so he does what he wants...



When we have to go through a thread and delete posts it shows the thread much the same way you see it except there is a check box on the de of each post. I had to go through the last several pages of the thread unchecking the boxes of the legit entries...yes a few got missed...build my gallows high.

If anyone had theirs accidentally deleted just repost it.

nce you don't I just gave Harry Warden your phone number....

I hate you oh so very much Justin...

Sorry to everyone that lost a post, the thread got way crazy and Lee was just doing his job. Sometimes he likes to go overboard but hey he is a lawyer and could sue me so he does what he wants...



When we have to go through a thread and delete posts it shows the thread much the same way you see it except there is a check box on the de of each post. I had to go through the last several pages of the thread unchecking the boxes of the legit entries...yes a few got missed...build my gallows high.

If anyone had theirs accidentally deleted just repost it.

PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!!!!

http://renaissanceronin.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/angry_mob.

Mike: KILLING IN THE NAME OF...

Tramer: WHAT!? What are you killing in the name of?

OVERDONEWITHGONE

1.Michael Myers is currently being sued for the use of Michale Jacksons trademark move "The Cock Cupper". In this scene, Jackson claims Myers has turned the act of cock cupping into a violent and ignorant jesture. Tramer, a key witness, has yet to be found for questioning.

May I present exibit A in the case of Jackson Vs. Myers



2."That just goes to show you, no matter how tough and ruthless you are, every man is scared of cutting of his own penis when waving around sharp objects."

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3."Michael wasnt too happy when he found out his health insurance didnt cover gunshot wounds."

4. "Mikey hates life, but likes the cereal"

5. Tramer: "This is Lauries older brother? Thanks, but not thanks"

Damn!!!Guess I am gonna get the blame for this one too.Maybe I should get a new costume.