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Win HALLOWEEN II (1981) Special Anniversary Edition On Blu-ray

*WINNER ANNOUNCED: The legendary HALLOWEEN II hits Blu-ray everywhere today and we want to give you a FREE copy Bidites! As always we are going to make this as mple as posble to enter. If you're a fan of HALLOWEEN II and HorrorBid you probably know our love for the poor sap known to the world as Ben Tramer. Ben was in the wrong place and the wrong time and the absurdity of him being mistaken by Dr. Loomis and his untimely death goes down in our history books as one of the greatest "goof ball" moments in horror period!

HOW TO ENTER:

Below is an image of Ben right before getting smashed to death by a police car. We want you to write a funny caption of what Ben might have been thinking right before this happened. Funniest caption wins. It's that mple. Have fun and enjoy



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AND THE WINNER IS...



Thanks so much to everyone that entered. So many to choose from and so many great ones. Kudos "Speed Kills" that was a close second followed by about a 30 way tie. We like to have fun around here and hope that little contests like these are enjoyed. We know that chances of winning are slim but its all in good fun. Thanks to everyone for participating. You certaintly made us all laugh and stay tuned, contests are always popping up here at HorrorBid.

"oh hell.... im gonna need some clean shorts in about 5, 4, 3, 2, fuck my life"

I hope I`m in the remake!

i should've been a clown for halloween.

"Oh hey what's going on over here--BLLLAAHAHAHGAGAGHAHGEHJBDACKBFAYKFKJ!!!" *CRASH, BURN, DEATH*

And Ben "Splatter Man" Tramer takes the lead!

Man, Laurie Strode is hot. I can't wait to play hide the bookworm with her later. Hope Annie dropped that hint that I want her hot bod... hey, what's that light coming at me especially fast? Must be love in the air.

http://zombiedeathhouse.com/images/BenTramerMURDERED.

Tramer... how little we knew thee..

"Alright world, get ready! Ben Tramer can't lose! PIZZAPARTYPIZZAPARTYPIZZAPARTY!"

Where's Flo from the Progresve Insurance when you need her?!!

Oh man, I can't wait to go home and check out all this candy!! I have a better chance of getting shot or getting hit by a speeding car and catching on fire than finding a needle or razorblade in my candy like my mom always says...wait, what's that?!

Look at me. I got this snazzy Will Shatner mask, painted it white and all. Nobody's gonna look like me out here. Plus I'm wearing my nice blue cover-alls from the gas station. Nobody works there, so nobody else is gonna have this suit but me. Grabbed this here butcher knife to complete the ensemble, and BLAM, I'm one total outrageous, unique character. Everyone know's I'm the best, they're even shining a spotlight on me.

"Bad Boys, Bad Boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

"Damn Loomis and his bad vion, can't he see I'm holding a candy bag not a knife!"

OHHH MY GOD, KIDS RUN ITS MR CLEAN AND IT SEEMS HES WENT CRAZY AND HAS A GUN!!!!! OHHH MAN OHHH MAN HES NGLED ME OUT!!!! ( BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM)

hey that house might still have some candy OH SH- *gets hit* DAMN MY CANDY!! SHIT MY SKIN!!! DONT WALK AWAY IM STILL AL- *BOOM*

And BOOM goes the dynamite....

"FUCK! I shouldve known slanging rock to the kids at haddonfield elementry in a disguise was a bad idea!"

"Oh shit...I hope that's a hallucination!"

"Hey jerk... Speed kills!"

"I should tell those kids NO WIRE HANGERS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"Bring it on!

I'll show you I'm made of pumpkin!"

Oh shit ... I should listen to the old man and stop run! Why I chose this mask ? I should have taken a hockey mask!

Hey, hello to you from France :)

Hey does anybody have some

OxiClean

i should of listen to my mama.she told me to stay home ,and stay from laurie stode......she the devil.ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Is that a cop car? ...He's going really fast. He's heading right..AHHHHGGGGG! How?! How did you not see me? What the hell man!

"Oh, that car is perfect! And this is what they will remember me for. They're enter me in the Guinness Book of Records for most Xtreme game of Leap Frog EVER!"

"Wow thats bright!, just like my future! OH SHI"..WHAM! BAM BOOM!

"Dr Loomis....murdering the innocent for over 30 years."

"Holy shit! Is that Donald Pleas..."

Here is my chance to be on Cops let me try and run across the street to get in that camera shot so everyone can see my face, shit they r driving to fast, oh well TRICK OR TREAT MFUCKERS.

Who in the f*ck is the Duke of New York & why does this dude keep yelling he's A-Number-1?!?! He needs to leave me the f*ck aloneAHHHHHHHHHH!!

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk."

"So she thinks by calling me names that i am hurt, ha, sticks and stones Benny, Sticks and......SHHHIIIITTT!!!!"

" Oh shit, there had to be a better way to get into Laurie's pants "

10 seconds earlier...

"Winning!!"

At time of capture...

"Not winning! NOT WINNING!!"

A killer mask movie.

It's perfect.

I'll call them lver Shamrock masks and there will be some old man like that jackass over there with the gun.

He will be pulling the strings.

Ohh..Ohh...and I can title the film........BAM!!!!

Fack! I knew it was a bad idea to take the Halloween "30 minutes or your pizza is free" gig without a car!

"And I thought Chlamydia burned..."

"Is that the car secretly transporting the next Halloween remake script??? No, it must not be made into another bad film,

I'll put a stop to......." SPLAT!!!!!!!!

-Ben Tramer, would be hero.

""I'm fine, I'm fine. Serious, I'm fine. I'm a little bit hungry, but uhhh, other than that I'm (CRASH). Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy. I love getting struck by vehicles and sometimes I'll kick my shoes off in a fit of joy. I'm fine. I'm just gonna go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush."

"LEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fuck...they think I'm Shatner."

Ah shit, Sheriff Brackett and the bald dude must have seen me jerkin it to Laurie's yearbook pic again.

No, please don't kill me Dr. Loomis, I wanna be in the sequel!

"The fu*k is this bald ass creeper following me for? I look as innocent as can be."

No more days till Halloween, Halloween ,Halloween. No more days till Halloween lver .....spalt.

Damnit what have I done with my life ....jacked off, went trick or treating..now Im going to know how that cat felt when my mom crushed him.....fuck....

AND THE WINNER IS...



Thanks so much to everyone that entered. So many to choose from and so many great ones. Kudos "Speed Kills" that was a close second followed by about a 30 way tie. We like to have fun around here and hope that little contests like these are enjoyed. We know that chances of winning are slim but its all in good fun. Thanks to everyone for participating. You certaintly made us all laugh and stay tuned, contests are always popping up here at HorrorBid.

Who The F*** is Donald Pleasence?