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HorrorBid's PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 "Funniest Caption" Contest

Paranormal Activity is known best for striking fear in the hearts of many but you know how we like to have fun hear on HorrorBid. So with Paranormal Activity 3 hitting theaters this Friday October 21st, 2011 Paramount has given us a few copies of PA 1 and 2 to giveaway. With prizes at the ready we are going to have one of our good "ol fashioned" funniest caption contests. They are easy to enter, easy to win and most importantly fun!

HOW TO ENTER:

mply come up with the funniest caption based on the image taken from Paranormal Activity 3 below. Limit (1) caption per user.



It's that easy. Two lucky winners will go home with a special combo pack of Paranormal Activity 1 and 2. Winner will be announced Friday October 21st, 2011 at midnight est.WINNERS For the

PA 1 & 2 giveaway are:

J665: "Wait... You want us to do WHAT in the cup?! Okay, but this shit better not go viral..."

AshPower23 "Bloody Mary....Bloody Mary.....oh crap, I think Bloody Mary just vited me in my underwear...."

Congratulations and thanks to everyone who entered!!

Mom & Dad are REALLY pushing it... setting up this video camera to make sure we brush our teeth just SUCKS!!!

(BTW... loved PA3, just came home from Toronto '"Tweetyourscream" Screening )

Audition for creepy kids for the video tape in "The Ring", take 5!

"Victor Salva stop appearing in drag and step away from the little girls!"

"Don't turn around. The door is going to be pulled opened by strings in 3,2,1!!!!"

"my boobs are bigger than your boobs!"..... "NU UH!!!!"

"staying overnight at uncle johns house is always so creepy"

It waits... for weekend box office results.

"Oh no, now the ghost is video taping US!"

"Bloody Mary....Bloody Mary.....oh crap, I think Bloody Mary just vited me in my underwear...."

"see i told you this full motion video look doesn't work, didn't they learn anything from the sega cd?"

"Capturing the Candyman on video was the best idea we've ever had! What

could posbly go wrong?"

"I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me"

"Dear viewers.

My name is some random girl, and this is another random girl who plays my ster in the upcoming Paranormal Activity 3.

For those of you who were unfortunate enough to see this on the opening night like our friend Kelly who is typing this email for us, you will be shocked to know that we decided to screw you.

All the scenes that you saw in the previews that make the overall story of the trilogy make more sense, have been completely edited out.

Why?

Because we're a bunch of pretentious film makers and actors that don't believe in continuity but do believe in the ol' bait n' switch.

You paid for a movie, and in the end got just another steamy pile of crap.

Now, we 2 girls, as profesonal film actresses have plauble deniability.

We can say that we didn't know the editor and director and producer were going to do this, but, we won't comment on the subject matter.

We'll just say we did the best we could because we know you'll agree because we're cute and stuff.

Its fun to be a girl.

Anyway, I hope that you don't get suckered in to watching this, but if you do, don't say we didn't warn you!.

gned-

The Girls in the Movie and Kelly.

Why does mommy's boyfriend wanna film us going potty?-Lisa He said if we don't 20 years from now we'll both get terrorized and possessed by a demon and it will take you first born son-Katie That's just lly-Lisa

I don't want to try mom's homemade toothpaste, you try it! I don't want to try it , you try it. I know let's get Mikey

, he'll try anything!!!

ugh i told mom to stop recording us and call those 5 dudes in khaki jumpsuites from that stupid infomercial that say they get rid of the supernatural, because i mean cmon who else you gonna call?

"I can't wait to see Halloween 3! It's gonna be awesome!"

"Totally! Me too!"

Together-" Happy Happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Happy Happy Halloween...lver Shamrock!"

"Ummmm, now what?"

I understand our parents wanting to catch every moment of our lives while we are young, but putting the camera in the bathroom is a tad too far. Don't ya think?

Khloe and Kim Kardashian during their first time in front of mom's video camera...

"Please something happen so I can Youtube this."

"Wait...

You want us to do WHAT in the cup?!

Okay, but this shit better not go viral..."

Katie: I love how how our parents own an HD camera in 1988.

"And we're misng the premiere after-party for this?! ...boring!! ..so what's the name of the sequel, two girls and a camera?!

"So are we 100% sure this is the reason ouxe and the Banshees named their album Peepshow? I think we're too young for the peek-a-boo video"

"You're such a bitch!"

"Shut Up Bitch!"

You want to film us being lesbians?.....whats a lesbian?

Don't you think it's odd that the only color in this image is the red dot on the camera?

Oh no! Not a prequel to 2 girls 1 cup!!!

Is that Mommy & Daddy playing roller coaster again?

STARRING CONTEST! first one to loss get possessed by the ghost demon thing!!

Older Girl: I hate this! Younger Girl: Be lucky that we are not in a Twilight movie.